Monkey Joes, Ashburn, VA
Today, Jimmy and I tried out Monkey Joes of Ashburn for the first time-- and loved it! Its a fabulous combination of all of the aformentioned options; guess thats the luck of the latecomer! There are token-machines and ticket-spittting games like Chuck E Cheese, 5 large and awesome bounce houses (our favorite being a giant Pirate Ship- you know me, of course I had to try it too!), and an enclosed baby/toddler play area plus adult comfy area, like Chibis. The very soft baby/toddler area is great- it has a moving (and still soft) train ride, several climbing options, and walls full of engaging activities little ones. It even has a free mock-up of one of the more popular video game, designed for tots, so cute. The 'adult' area was, of course, my favorite - it offers 2 public computers, a large TV tuned to (not too loud) news, and comfortable adult-friendly chairs. There is also coffee for sale!. Unlike Sport Bounces "adult lounge", it is open and in the middle of the facility, so you can actually keep an eye on your kids. Also unlike Sport Bounce, it doesn't have 2 very comfortable and inviting looking chairs that actually yell at you to insert money every 10 seconds (they are massage chairs... but you can't sit in them unless you pay, or want to be yelled at to insert money. Ugh. Once, suffering from back pain, and frustrated, I resorted to unplugging one of the chairs.) So if you want a nice combination of indoor playspace plus games/tokens/prizes (though not nearly to the level of Chuck E Cheese), Monkey Joes is a fabulous option.
First, we played some of the games. The offering is paltry compared to Chuck E Cheese, and they are more expensive (2 - 4 tokens per game, unlike 1 for all Chuck E Cheese games). The games also have much shorter play time. For example, there is a skee-ball-esque game in which you have to try to throw balls into a milk jug. You get 4 balls, that's it, for 2 tokens (50 cents). At Chuck E Cheese, you get 10 balls for Skee Ball, and also 10 for basketball- for 25 cents token. However, the tickets are generous. There is also a game thats entire job seems to be handing out ticket jackpots. After playing games for about 30 minutes total, we scored over 300 tickets. Note: do not play the 'claw' or 'prize' games (of which there are 3). You won't win anything. All we got was a single tootsie roll after shelling out at least 6 tokens.
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| Jimmy showing off his tickets from the "smack the weasel" game @ Monkey Joes. |
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| Monkey Joes Pirate Ship outside view |
The best part about Monkey Joes though, is the bounce options. They are the highest quality available, and offer much more than just boucning; slides, obstacles, climbing apparatus, ect. I think I saw just one 'generic' moonbounc in the whole place. Here is Jimmy going down the coolest and fastest slide at Monkey Joes, on the "Pirate Ship", with its extra-wide, and extra slick! slide. Monkey Joes is also exceptionally clean. There are hand-sanitizer canisters lining the walls, and I saw broom and lysol-armed staff constantly making their rounds. One random cool feature is the kid-sized toilets and sinks in the bathroom. Adorable! and convenient.
Of course, we will always love Chuck E Cheese, with its mesmerizing excitement, colors, sounds, and activity. The problem with Chuck E Cheese, is that was can't leave without spending at least $50 on tokens, food, and extras. But it definitely wins for the most kid friendly video games and ride-ons. A bonus is the free playground in the back (At the Sterling location at least). Unfortunately, if your kid is doing something at Chuck E Cheese, he is spending money. I'd say 25 cents every 2 minutes, on average. It is also perpetually noisy and crowded. One thing I like about Chuck E. Cheese though, is they DO offer beer and wine... probably to get us to shell out more dough! They must know some casino tricks.
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| Jimmy on his favorite ride, the monster truck that goes 'way up', and lasts for at least 2 minutes. |
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| Another ride-on truck, this time with a friend! |
Chibis is also a lot of fun, for kids under 3. The website says '6 and under,' but I think any child over the age of 4.5 would become bored quickly. It is relatively small compared with the other facilities, and not as many play options. However, there are definite draws: there is a HUGE baby play area, which is kept extremely clean. There is also a massive indoor McDonalds-type playground (but nicer and cleaner than Mcdonalds!) Additionally, they have a play kitchen, a quiet-play area with doll houses and trains, and a few other random climbing toys next to the large playground. Jimmy loves the trains in the 'quiet play' area, but honestly, we could do that at home, or even Toys R Us! I always find myself thinking "you are not burning enough of your "crazy toddler" energy in here! Go run around! Mommy wants you to actually NAP later!" The adult area and snack bar is also very nice, and clean. The food is cheap healthy (unlike every other aforementioned location), and there is gourmet COFFEE! They also have a nice adult sitting area/eating area. However, just like Sport Bounce, it is not in view of most play areas.. which just doesn't work if your kid is under 3. I usually just sit in the play kitchen area...thankfully there are some adult sized chairs and a sofa. Another bonus: although the entry fee is a bit pricey, 10 or 11 bucks, once you pay, that's it! No enticing video games or ride-ons.
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| View of playground and 'play kitchen' adult sitting area at Chibis |
We went to Sport Bounce once, for a birthday party. It is jam packed with massive bouncing apparatus. The slide pictured below is amazing, scary even for a 32 year old woman. I screamed (loudly) the entire way down.
However, the set-up is crowded and not very comfortable. It is basically a massive warehouse, which I suppose is necessary to fit all the bounce houses. In the middle they have 3 birthday party areas, they obviously do a lot of parties... but if you're not there for a party, there is literally no where to sit... unless you go to the 'lounge' mentioned in the introduction. Small, snack and coffee machines, a few chairs, and the 2 annoying massage chars. And no view of your children. Jimmy likes bouncing, but not for more than 15 minutes. He spent the rest of his time on the cool kid-sized train ride, which is fun, but why on earth does it only fit one kid at a time? It is huge, and could easily fit more cars. There are no attendents (its self-propelled), so parents are left in charge of stopping the ride. This means that your child might end up waiting 10 minutes for someone elses 'darling' to be done. I timed Jimmys rides to 90 seconds. In my opinion, Sports Bounce is a mediocre and uncomfortable place to spend a rainy afternoon. We will not be going back unless we're invited for a birthday. At least we will have a place to sit (for 30 minutes anyway). However, if your kid likes to jump, there is no better option. The place is literally packed full of bounce houses!
One lesser known alternative is the Claude Moore Rec Center 'Open Play', which is held Fridays October - March I believe. The cons- it is open 4 hours per week - 8am - 12pm Fridays only. Children have to be under 5 years old, which is fine since everyone else is in school. I believe they make exceptions for teacher work days though. The bonuses- It is $5 per child. There are 2 moonbounces, toddler basketballs, big inflatable balls, and cool skate-board like thingies that can be hooked together. We figured out how to make a train ride, and did it every week. Once, we had 8 cars with at least 10 kids riding around. Tons of fun! We went most Friday last winter, and will be going back this year as well.*
*I haven't actually called to see if this program will continue, so before heading out in the fall, you might want to call them: 571-258-3600.
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| Our self-made 'choo choo train' at Claude Moore Rec Centers "Open Play" |
One bonus about Claude Moore is that there is a very nice, very little known, toddler friendly playground in the back. It has a nice, clean, covered picnic area as well. Perfect for fall or winter days when it warms up in the afternoon--- just in time for "Open Play" to end!. You can't see it from the road, which I believe explains why we hardly have company. It is connected to the pre-school, so every once in awhile, you will be joined by a small class. However, the playground is open to the public, even during preschool hours. Double bonus: it's free.
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| Jimmy being eaten by a cute caterpillar at Claude Moore Rec Centers playground. |
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Until next time.... goodnight Ashburn and Sterling! I'm off to bed. I had a little too much fun at Monkey Joes, and I'm freaking tired.
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